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"Now, you want to keep him in the pot for at least thirty to forty minutes. Otherwise the ears are tough as leather."
ReplyDeleteWe have to decide at this point what color the silk purse will be.
ReplyDeleteI blacked out after that last part. Ok, what do i do next?
ReplyDeleteI gotta say, Clem, I don't like the way your soup is eyein' me!
ReplyDeleteuh... George, I don't think it's quite dead yet.
ReplyDeleteGood hog, now keep holding still while we stab your eye out.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no! It's supposed to be a rabbit out of a hat, not a boar out of a bucket!
ReplyDelete"I know turkey is the traditional meal for Thanksgiving, but inflation is *SO* bad..."
ReplyDelete"I know one thing. We're going to need a larger apple."
ReplyDeleteNo of course I didn't say she looks like your Mother, I said she will probably be a little tougher.
ReplyDeleteAren't you worried about the swine flu?
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